Most
men like to talk about themselves, and/or obsessively about what
interests them.
I
don't like to talk about myself, because I know that I will not
get very far without annoying, offending or repelling my audience.
My interests are so marginal and particular that there are very
few people I can discuss them with.
Many biographies
and autobiographies are tediously over-detailed. I have just read
the autobiography of Oliver
Wolf Sacks. So many names! So many syndromes and conditions!
So bland! Such a start he had in life with wealthy, loving and
intelligent parents! Jonathan Miller was a schoolfriend. He was
very handsome, obviously had great charisma and. must have been
as good at networking as he was adaptable and friendly. By the
end of his life he knew or had known a galaxy of the famous, from
the pioneering Russian neuropsychologist A.R. Luria to WH Auden,
Thom Gunn, Harold Pinter, Peter Brooke, Robert de Niro, Robin
Williams, and many others in the literary and artistic world,
as well as dozens of surgeons and medical researchers - and his
cousin, the impressive Abba
Eban. Yet I feel that I know very little about him
apart from his well-placed sociability. He is as hidden behind
his stories about himself as he was behind his case histories
in Awakenings, Musicophilia, Hallucinations, etc. Language
is the great obfuscator, or, to put it another way, reducer from
three dimensions to two.
Like Dr
Sacks, I am attracted to the vulnerable - people in wheelchairs,
or with strange appearances and conditions. But my bystander-compassion
has found an outlet only with dogs, who are furry, demonstrative
and transparent - and don't talk about themselves. I was attracted
to Malcolm in 1992 because he was vulnerable and as handsomely
doggy a person as I could hope to find. For many years he was
a kind of emotional work-in-progress, and it was not until 2017
that we "officialized" our long connection with a barely-ceremonious
Civil Partnership - even though we had never lived together and
still live in two different countries, he as an Englishman in
Northern Ireland and I as an Irishman in France. But thanks to
amazingly-cheap air fares between Dublin and France, we see a
lot of and talk a lot to each other. We have shared many meals
and much music over the years. Thanks to e-mail and telephones
we can share many thoughts and ideas. Moreover, my Irish nationality
will be of benefit to him if ever for his own or my sake he has
to come to France.
For me,
dogless as a (siblingless, fatherless but friendless and certainly
not unloved) child, dogs are the nearest creature to divine beings,
not to be controlled but negotiated with, for they are creatures
more rational and logical than we, humble and liminal, psychopomps
who inhabit two worlds and thus have more than primary consciousness.
Few people realise this, and even fewer would express it thus.
Most humans prefer divinities to be completely imaginary constructs
to be placated by prayer and often-ridiculous ritual. Christianity's
humble sub-divinity has been foisted on a probably-historical
ragged preacher whom almost all Christians would reject incarnate,
just as Muslims and Jews are instructed to treat dogs as Unclean..
Our mutually-flattering
discovery of forms of psycho-investigation and analysis distorts
the perception and especially the value of our species as well
as our individual flaws of personality and character.
We either
wallow in our feelings, moods and activities aimlessly, or go
questing for success, excellence or knowledge too goal-drivenly.
We tend to lurch from extreme to extreme of behaviour, and never
recognise the wilderness inside us which is full of wisdom.
We undervalue
Appreciation for its own pleasure, without the urge to create
or imitate or interfere. We should appreciate ourselves, our flaws,
our inner wilderness, our bad luck or ill-judgement, as well as
practising æsthesis beyond ourselves.
We tend
to lurch also between luxury with cruel triviality and asceticism
with its accompanying pietism. There is a perfectly navigable
Middle Way which is the ascetic approach to æstheticism,
or the æsthetic approach to asceticism. Eating bread but
not drinking wine only makes wheat yet more successful in subduing
and riding on the back of Homo sapiens. Mindless luxury is...mindless
and obscene. The Middle Way avoids the mere attitudinising which
is the near-universal answer to the existential questions which
become ever more urgent as Homo sapiens becomes ever more irresponsible.
Appreciation
of what is beautiful without and of the chaotic wilderness within
does not involve a god, nor does it involve prayer. The latter
boils down to beseeching attention from the former, and the former
is a statistical unlikelihood.
It is a
great boon not to have the oppressiveness (at the very least)
of family. Friendship is a trap...for, really, we are all islands
and friends tell us or imply, falsely, that we are not.
The solitary
need not live in a cave, nor alone in a mansion. The solitary
can hide amongst the normals, appreciating what there is to appreciate,
doing as little damage as possible to the planet, and encroaching
as little as possible upon other people.
All my
paintings have been on found surfaces - chunks of chipboard (particle-board)
from dumps, old bed-heads and cupboard doors. My 1990 "retrospective"
exhibition at Down Arts Centre in Downpatrick was beautiful, elegant,
spacious and vibrant. I arranged it myself and included lots of
handsome, sculptural plants. The cleaning-lady liked it; the odd-job
man liked it; children (especially young girls) liked it. My aunt
Marcella took advantage of her bus-pass to travel the 25 miles
from Belfast, and she liked it. What's more, she was impressed.
Perhaps I managed to alleviate some of the disappointment she
had felt at my wayward way of life. She also liked the bus-driver:
he was "lovely and hairy"! Were the three of us trichophiles
? I think so - for Martha (my mother) loved hairy old men with
long beards, such as she frequently encountered on her travels.
Only one
item sold at my exhibition: a rather fragile pot, made at the
Pottery For Pleasure class (what else could potting be for, I
wonder ?) was bought by the owner of a mini-market next door -
from which I had often stolen coffee. But not after his purchase.
A few years
later, both Malcolm and I had an exhibition at the same friendly
venue (now, alas! quite the opposite) in which he showed ceramics
which he had made at the PFP class - his first sortie into artistic
creativity. Such classes no longer exist, of course, due to globallistic-capitalist
'progress' and progressive 'austerity' so that the rich can get
even richer at the expense of the lower orders who support them
with their taxes. I am, however, well below the tax-threshold
and have never paid it in the United Kingdom.
Many of
the same kinds of people (including Oscar) liked it, and Malcolm
also sold three of his hand-built plates. Our work, especially
my male nudes, but also my Expressionist landscapes, does not
appeal to the staid, pretentious middle classes whom I despise
so much, and whose taxes keep me in welfare hand-outs. The world
is only fashion. But, thanks to the friendly curator of the Arts
Centre, it bought, on behalf of the local council, a half-naked
portrait of a silver-bearded and well-known "local character"
called Stan Daly, who lived in damp squalor on the same winding
road as mine, and who had once let me take a slide-photograph
of him.
I cannot
actually draw. I hit upon the ruse of projecting slides and tracing
onto the painting-surface, usually found pieces of wood or chipboard.
It was much later that I discovered that this is how many well-known
artists painted at the time - and even well before, with camera
obscura gadgets to help them.
I twice
had exhibitions in Belfast, one of them shared with hairy Tom
the ex-potter. Nothing sold. Nor did any of my metamorphotos in
Berlin. Although some of the latter appeared in a Bolognese magazine
(no remuneration offered), I concluded that my work is unsellable.
Even less so in France, where I was refused an exhibition in the
splendid town hall in Saint-Antonin-Noble-Val on the grounds that
my "work" was "inaccrochable" - a word
also used by Gertrude Stein. One of my paintings is actually entitled
L'Inaccrochable, and features me and the dog from Besalù
sitting in the Arles Asylum converted from a Romanesque church
which housed Vincent van Gogh for a time, before he went to Auvers-sur-Oise.
So I have
made no effort to show or sell my work. School made me despise
ambition and success. I have no love for St Sisyphus. As a result,
my house became more and more full of paintings. This, plus the
chronic fatigue, resulted in fewer and fewer paintings being done,
so that my output now is perhaps one a year, and (following the
same path as Tom the ex-potter) perhaps not a painting but a montage/collage/assemblage.
Writing
unpublishable poems does not present such a problem - and is much
more suited to fatigue.
A sexy
old man (the same age of 75) who contacted me in 2016 via a *Bear*
website did so (like Artyom in St Petersburg) mainly because of
my pictures. He turned out to have run an art-gallery in Cahors
where little concerts were also performed. He urged me to exhibit.
But if the Northern Irish middle classes find my work daunting,
the historically and notoriously "philistine" French
middle-classes - who buy tear-producingly talentless daubs at
a thousand euros each - will slink away, horrified or merely challenged.
He lives
only twenty minutes away - and visited only twice ! As so often,
and probably for some trivial shortcoming - or because I am disturbingly
*au ban de la société* (beyond the Pale)
- I was dropped 'like a hot potato'.
click for another
"When I was young" (he whined), people wrote
letters and replied to them conscientiously. Letters were a Big
Deal. We realised that a bit of work and solicitude was required
to keep contacts and relationships going. Now, people fire off
texts, tweets, e-mails and Facebook banalities quite casually,
and thus they do not seem to realise that a relationship depends
on a certain reliability on the part of both parties - so e-mails
(the closest simulacrum to a letter) should be replied to reasonably
promptly, at the very least.
But I am
finding that many people are incapable of replying even to e-mails,
or of telephoning to keep in touch - much less sending postcards
- and I am at a loss to explain this. Are they all zombies ?
Talking
of zombies...on the BBCs wonderful Radio 4 there was a 45-minute
discussion on Nietzsches Genealogy of Morality, which
was quite exciting, really. Good ol Friedrich had this unfortunate
notion of the Blond Beasts
maybe not unlike President Trump,
which so easily was incorporated into the Nazi Weltanschauung.
I dont know where he placed himself, being neither a BB
nor a slave. He was good in considering the unprecedented power
of the Christian priesthood, who over the centuries have been
unlike any other in their sheer and petty totalitarianism. Muslim
Imams, Mullahs etc. have only local influence and not necessarily
any power until recently. Any Hindu can declare him/herself
as Holy and a Guru. Any rich person can endow a temple devoted
to a rat cult. Pagan priests I am sure did not torture
followers who were heretic, because there were so
many cults which were not competitive as only the Christian cults
have been. One could simply go off and worship Priapus
or Dionysos, Artemis, Apollo, Bes or Cybele or
Caesar Augustus.
Or several of them. I think Christianity introduced a new meaning
to the word worship which not even Judaism had done,
since there were obviously many factions in Judaism as there still
are today, none of them recorded as crucifying members or even
leaders of the others. Which casts further doubt on the reality
of The Crucifixion, which I regard as a ridiculous and hysterical
fiction. As is almost every superstitious doctrine (Virgin Birth,
Resurrection, Transubstantiation) of any of the surviving churches.
My Life is a Pilgrimage of Gratitude
for not being
poor and married with at least two children,
for not being rich and protective of my wealth,
for having a buddy who has a washing-machine which works
(although in another country),
for having a willy that doesn't care whether it works or not (in
any country),
for living in a beautiful and lush part of the country of my dreams,
for having spent most of my life reading great novels
and listening on the radio to great plays by great sensibilities
such as Ibsen and Chekhov,
and, latterly, for having access to an unbelievable variety of
music on YouTube.
But modern
life is not so rich, beautiful and simple for most people, whether
brain surgeons, hospital porters, or the beggars I am in awe of.
There is very little freedom. In former times freedom was the
freedom to roam, freedom to escape, simply disappear. Now that
there is for most people no escape from employment, surveillance
of one kind or another, paper identity, obligations to the state
and institutions such as banks and school-systems, the greatest
freedoms are the freedom to be (left) alone, and freedom from
busyness, employment, compulsory or involuntary action. To that
must be added freedom from the startling tyranny of portable electronic
gadgets.
My unemployability
and subsequent life of rich frugality was caused in part by my
body-clock. I am not an early riser. I could never have held a
job which required my presence before 11 in the morning. My first
holiday job as a student was as a two-week stint as a dishwasher
at the student hostel in Copenhagen where I later fell in immature,
ecstatic, heterosexual love. I was required to arrive at 6.30
in the morning for the breakfast shift which ended around 11.
It should have ended soon after 10, but I was rather slow. On
the sixth morning I couldn't face getting up, and slept until
noon. This caused such chaos in the kitchen that I did not skive
again. Guilt ensured my punctual attendance - and I was exhausted.
I attended
few 9 o'clock lectures at university - for my last two years only
the 9-11 a.m. seminars on aesthetics given by my sympathetic professor,
Bryce Gallie - who had told me not to bother attending for any
other lecture, but stay in my cottage with my dog Elektra, and
paint. He later became Master of the first college to be founded
in Cambridge, in 1284.
It was,
I guess, only the threat of physical abuse, social censure and
unwillingness to further agonise my "aunt"-mother that
got me to school until I was 17. Once I had left that institution,
I was determined not to be a victim of the hierarchical totalitarianism
of employment, and I took control of my life.
The job
that I realised very late in life I was ideally suited for was
copy-editing. For much of my life I have corrected typos
and mistakes in books (thus getting into minor trouble with Northern
Ireland Libraries). I notice when there are too many commas, or
not enough. Hawk-like, I notice spelling mistakes and almost unnoticeable
misuse of words (such as tending for attending).
Had I known this in my twenties, I could have taken advantage
of the surge of publishing in the 1960s and found a pleasant job
and lots of entrées - in London. I even had a contact in
London - Hugh Brody - who had many friends "in publishing".
I doubt, however, if anyone in my third-rate private school -
let alone my family - had ever heard of such obscure and lowly
(though greatly satisfying) employment. I might easily have moved
up the ladder to Actual Editing, a job with a great deal of cachet,
which I would have taken very seriously and to which I would have
brought a relatively open - if innocent - mind.
But instead
I chose Permanent Unemployment (as a precursor of the Universal
Minimum Income) in rural Northern Irish tranquillity, educating/entertaining
myself through the BBC. It was at this time I started to paint.
I am not a good writer of prose, but many of the relatively-few
paintings I have done are very good, if completely non-commercial,
like my poetry.
I am not
very good at relating to people. I find them opaque. Although
I make friends easily, and am a good and retentive listener, I
lose them even more easily due to my forthright dissidence and
dislike of "Western Values" and the upside-down Christianity
they are based on. I would have been hopeless at Networking, even
if I had known such a phenomenon existed. I am much too spontaneous/uninhibited
and naive. If I don't like someone I make it abundantly clear,
and, if possible, I remove myself. So perhaps I would never have
become an editor, urbane and more or less corrupt.
Although
I am not so bad at homosensuality, it is a rare and unvalued activity.
I am not testosteronal or "very good at sex" - evidently
so, when I have to inhale a mouthful of cannabis to "get
going" at all.
I'm pretty
sure that my prime interest in men was to find affection and friendship
with someone I liked and respected, and felt an affinity to/affection
for. The 'sex' was a fascinating - and potentially soul-destroying
- means to an end: une âme sur, as the French expression
goes - a soul-brother along the lines of Rumi and Shams. I might
have made an excellent Companion to Edward Lear - and would surely
would have rejoiced in and with him in Southern Albania (including
that large chunk annexed and ethnically cleansed by the insufferable,
arrogant, whining Greeks). I started out naively thinking that
many gay men would be 'marginal' and 'original' like me. It took
a long time for me (always slow on the uptake) to realise that
most gay men were 'wannabe normals' and are now safely in the
clutches of a highly-circumscribed normality in the service of
the religion of work; that very few have my breadth of interests,
my contempt for civilisation which progressively infantilises
and regiments its victims, my loathing of organised religion...which
somehow accompanies my interest in Romanesque church sculpture
!
But I found
Malcolm.
Now I am
a quite quiet kind of slow, queer quietist. I admire sloths.
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